Soooo. A new race series has began

Guess you'd be turning up in the divorce thread...

 

Is it collusion when you discuss what's for dinner with your wife?

 

You mean collision?

 

They both went for the same pork chop simultaneously?

 

Oh, and a serial question for the M&E crowd on here:

How do you make a serious offer for a business’ assets without a list of assets to value?

Asking for a stranger I bought a watch from, it’s really nice, says it’s a Casio but the printers screwed up the face printing and it says “Casoi”, I think it’s gonna be a collector’s item.

 

You only need to know outstanding debt. Anything that isn't paid off is a liability..not an asset.

 

I mean, hey honeybun, what you want for dinner? Collision indicator lights start flashing.

 

Impeachable offense....fake news...

 

David K, I Love YA!!!!!!!

 

I’m sure the final purchase agreement would have a strict vegan menu Sean would be held to, so such marital discourse would no longer be necessary.

I mean, c’mon, isn’t it obvious this guy has done his homework and really thought this out?

 

Man, I just can not do the full Vegan deal. No butter and I can not digest or deal with Tofu plus the 'fu has no taste. Yeech.

I could do the vegetarian to an extent but I like beef too much to stick to it for more then a month or two.

 

Ah! I'm out of here, might even hide for a few days. She's setting me up for something and I know it'll hurt.

I sense Paige is in on it and between those two, I want no part of what's coming.

 

You have found a shred of wisdom as you have aged.

 

Which actuary calculated the odds that you were ever going to be awarded those $500,000? He/she doesn't seem much smarter than the lawyer who took the case.

 

I might be insane but. . . I'm not stupid.

 

LOLOLOLOL

 

Sanity is overrated.

 

Papa clubs baby seals for sport. I bow before greatness.