Only in a million years would you think this could make money...

We've got nothing but time here.....

 

Alright so here goes. Girl I was dating briefly was calling me from outside my
Building but I was asleep.
She assumed I had a girl in my apartment and was ducking her so she decided to break in. (I know this bc she said it after the fact) When she discovered that I was asleep she decided to pour a bottle of water on me to wake me. Why she did this I dunno. Needless to say I wasn’t happy to be woken up this way, so I started flipping out telling her exactly how I felt about this moment. Well she took this as a challenge I guess and to up the ante she called the Police. When they arrived she told them I attempted to assault her with a water bottle (I threw it at her empty after she emptied it on me) and also with a TV remote (I also threw that at her bc she refused to leave) and then they proceed to take us both to the station. I explained that she broke in and all the stuff i did was warranted bc she was an intruder. She was in the other room telling them I was a drug trafficker..Well once they heard “drugs” they decided to raid the school was teaching at the following week and not only search us there but make all foreign passport holders take a piss test on the spot. I passed the test but wasn’t supposed to in their eyes so bc they couldn’t arrest me they made me leave the country.

Cultural differences were astounding for real.

 

@SpeedyE wants her number...

 

Sounds like a girl for Captain Morgan.

 

Pictures first

 

Dude.

You're a teacher??

 

Lol I see what you did there. Even teachers make mistakes from time to time my friend.

 

I know. My sister is a teacher... I like to remind her of that often.

I’m just talkin shit.

 

Interesting story. But not seeing a cultural difference in that...she's just bsc wanting to be banged.

However, I've watched episodes of Locked Up Abroad, so not for me.

 

I didn’t get into the cultural differences in that story which explains why yours not seeing any. There were many though believe that.

 

Could you please give us some examples? Just out of curiosity.

 

I’ll give you the weirdest one. The first girl I dated instructed me specifically when I met her father not to look him in the eyes....it was a sign of disrespect toward an older
male.

Another one, the same girl, she wanted me to get on my knees and beg her to take me back in front of the teaching staff at the school. This was a serious request I made sure of it. Her rationale was it would prove that I would do something embarrassing to get her back....whatever the hell that means.

 

You're gonna make us ask, aren't you?

 

Meanwhile in SK forum there's a bunch of girls exchanging funny stories about what they did to this American teacher.....

 

I laughed at her...and then told her there is no way that is ever going to happen.

 

Awesome..Touché