Covid19 PSA

But that latently homosexual watch thread still has this one beat...

 

What's up with that left-leaning pecan at 0900? (good looking pies!)

 

Your right hand hurt? You hit the 'L' key when you aimed at the 'P'.

Patently is the word you're looking for...

 

I was trying to be lolitically correct

 

I thought he skipped the "B" before the "L."

 

I'm missing something here - 290 admits; 72 currently admitted and 200 discharged = 272 patients and ex-patients. What's going on with the other 18?

 

They’re pushing up daisies.

 

Ah. Yes.

 

Wischeezland closes its doors to economic recovery til the end of May...

https://m.startribune.com/evers-tells-trump-wisconsin-faces-2-billion-in-losses/569690102/

 

Everyone leaves a health care facility, most go out the front door.

 

Horosexual is the word you are looking for.

 

It's the new math.

 

Opening golf courses, so that’s a plus. I may be out of work but at least I can golf.

 

I saw a couple of guys last week who had used kid trailers they modified to carry thier golf bags behind thier mountain bikes. They were on one of the greens at one of the nearby courses. What a great idea. Lol.

 

My gf popped off a crown two days ago. Because it's not considered an emergency the dentist isn't allowed to see her. No abscess, severe bleeding, etc. They told her put dental wax on it until they can see her - maybe sometime in May. She's in pain and risking an infection or losing the tooth. You can go buy groceries, auto parts, guns and ammo, or any number of every day activities, but seeing the goddamn dentist isn't considered essential??

 

Back in grade 7 till about 10 a bunch of buddies and I all got golf memberships. We had pull carts that we hooked to the bikes when riding to the course . There was a giant hill about halfway there and going home one night I was in full tuck downhill my cart got into a speed wobble and I went down HARD. Clubs, balls, everywhere, just a complete yardsale. I was all rashed up, and had to clean everything up and then still finish the ride back home. Then got in shit for busting my clubs and myself.

 

I'm about to get laid off here shortly as we're just running out of work. They've closed the boat launches so no fishing, and no golfing either. If I have to stick around the house and complete all the projects I've been starting over the years I'm gonna go bananas.

 

That's a buncha buuuullshirt right there.

I singlehandedly put my dentist's youngest kid through college... he'd meet me at his office at midnight on a Sunday if I needed him.

 

I've glued 3 of them back on myself. Scrape off any old adhesive, clean with alcohol and
get it perfectly dry (a hair dryer helps) and use superglue. Works fine.

 

It’s extended happy hour. Would tequila suffice??? I’m asking for an inebriated friend.