How in the HELL we supposed to have relations if we gotta be 6' apart?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Mar 31, 2020.

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  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    This is some bullshit.

    The end.
     
    Metalhead, Mar 31, 2020
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  2. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

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    motoboy, Mar 31, 2020
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  3. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    DIY
     
    baconologist, Mar 31, 2020
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  4. Slider82

    Slider82 Well-Known Member

    Wait a minute Metalhead, aren't you the guy who said a couple of days ago that this pandemic hasn't caused you to do anything different?
     
    Slider82, Mar 31, 2020
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  5. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    Dick on a stick, problem solved :D
     
    motoracer1100, Mar 31, 2020
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  6. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    Now when someone says to you "not with a 10 foot pole" it's not mean.....it's responsible.
     
    SirCrashAlot, Mar 31, 2020
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  7. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    actually, that is still gratuitous as 6' would have done...:p
     
    turtlecreek, Mar 31, 2020
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  8. SirCrashAlot

    SirCrashAlot Well-Known Member

    We're talking Aluminum Noggin here.
     
    SirCrashAlot, Mar 31, 2020
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  9. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Shoot that fork I sent you is like 2 feet long. That outta get Shenequa in the ballpark for being close enough to ya. The end.
     
    fastedyamaha, Mar 31, 2020
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  10. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    turn on your webcam... Ill show you how...lol
     
    TurboBlew, Mar 31, 2020
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  11. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Yeah, being single really sucks right now...
     
    cha0s#242, Mar 31, 2020
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  12. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    1.5m are roughly 5 feet FYI but you should survive that.


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    Phl218, Mar 31, 2020
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    GixxerJohn011 Well-Known Member

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    GixxerJohn011, Mar 31, 2020
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  14. Wingnut

    Wingnut Well-Known Member

    My wife just makes me watch her rub one out while in the bathtub or literally makes me watch her on skype. Been sort of fun....I guess....

    Since she has underlying health issues I've been taking this kinda serious and sleeping in another bedroom of the house. It's been blissful!!
     
    Wingnut, Mar 31, 2020
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  15. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Gutsy move putting that out there in front of this crew. :crackup:
    Best of luck. :beer:
     
    Funkm05, Mar 31, 2020
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  16. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    :crackup: Fuckin' "A" for fortitude man.
     
    Sabre699, Mar 31, 2020
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  17. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

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    In Your Corner, Mar 31, 2020
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  18. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    If its good enough for prison inmates, its good enough for you....


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    SPL170db, Mar 31, 2020
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  19. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Ritchie, man, just let him hit it from the back.
     
    eggfooyoung, Mar 31, 2020
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  20. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    A fe-fe
     
    speedluvn, Mar 31, 2020
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