Amusing Covid19 Stories

I'm tired of all the gloom and doom. Amuse me. I'll start

I had an MD visit earlier this week and this story was relay by my Doc...

You know how seniors somehow lover to meet for breakfast, most often fast food after the headed to work rush. The closing of dining rooms in GA has wreaked havoc on their usual social hour. This has not set well with some Augusta seniors that met at a local Chickfila for their social fix. So this past week, undaunted, they show up, each goes thru the drive thru for their order, parks and gets out with a folding chair. They set up their own social distance spaced dining room in the parking lot. Problem solved.

 

I saw a picture of a woman in line at the grocery store wearing snorkeling gear does that count?

 

I'm amused.

 

https://rock101fm.iheart.com/conten...ng-finally-repainted-with-no-tourists-around/

 

Shyt bought tears to my eyes, I laughed so hard.

 

Was tired of sitting around the house and decided to take up running. About a half mile away from home, got an an overwhelming urge to take a dump. Turned around and ran home. For the last few hundred feet was literally sweating profusely, screaming, and trying not to fill my new running shorts with mud.

Not sure about amusing to the beeb, but my kids thought it was hilarious.

 

Tell the troof! You shyt yo self, didn’t you?

 

Does it count if the underwear goes in the garbage, but the shorts were still clean?

 

Beeb rule, deny everything!

 

It's WalMart.

What did you expect?

 

Honestly at Walmart I expect to see someone pushing a 6 foot cutting torch tank around in the cart with a garden hose hooked to it in their mouth.

 

Jokes on you.....that's just any random day at a Walmart in FL, long before the pandemic.

 

Not gonna lie, I'm pondering such a concept if SHTF and I can't get a ventilator.

 

I will not go into Walmart during this pandemic.

 

This is what I call runner’s enima. Happens to me all the time. One time I had no choice but to run into a group of trees next to the road I was running on. I almost didn’t pull my shorts down in time.

 

The tile contractor my wife uses relayed this one...

He was working on a job for an elder millennial. He did the prep work and there was a delay in delivery of the tile. In the interim, the woman to a vacation...to the beach...in Florida...at spring break. Eric looked at her, packed up his stuff and told her, "I'll see you in two weeks. You may not take this seriously, but I have a family, and I do. You just placed yourself and your family at risk. I refuse to do the same to mine." He packed up his stuff and left.

 

Stupid lady here in Orlando had her husband test positive. A week later she had symptoms. Showed up 2hrs late for her testing appointment. She went to the mall and went shopping. Told the nurse she needed to get her shopping fix before she got to sick

Smh

 

i knew a guy with IBS that used to jog often. more than a few times this was him... A FEW times he ended up shitting in his neighbor's bushes and using his boxers to wipe, and we never let him forget it.

 

Waitaholdit ... who the hell runs in boxers????