Britney Spears

It's funny to me that feet are even a consideration. Sure is tough to be a woman. Someone as great looking as her, has a goofball saying no based on her feet.

 

Women have feet?

 

I'm sure she's crushed, but trust me, it's cruelty for both her and I.

 

She's got great legs. The feet picture is after taking off the fucked up shoes they always wear. She can wrap them legs around my head anytime.

 

How else would the bewbies get from one place to another.

 

i'd hitney titney.

 

And none of the IG fakes have live shows. She hot. She fit.

 

Careful there. What do you look like when you've just gotten out of bed, or are recovering from an all nighter of good cold beer?

 

Pretty much like I look any time. You aren't improving my looks with anything less than darkness or a helmet.

 

K-Fed has been there. I’d rather wipe my penis in a public urinal.

 

She's getting hotter with age.

 

Alluding to an old thread floating around here somewhere, she like most girlfriends & wives has been “previously enjoyed”

If that’s a no go’er for you I’m not sure what your options are but they won’t include vagina.

 

Not after middle school anyway.

 

Definitely not fake fit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmbaQKvH3vc/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=4n42n98y6gcg

 

Waiting for someone in here to claim her yoga form is why they won't bang her.

 

If that’s not saying Captain crunch, what else is?

 

Babies come out of Vaginas too. Don't tell him.....

 

I'm so glad I'm starting to check back in here again. I really needed the laughs.

 

GEEZUS JUMPIN JEHOSIPHAT!