Spider id please

This is why I don't live in the country. This danged thing was running around my buddies car cover..so, who can id it? That's a maple leaf. ​

 

Fishing spider?

 

I often wonder how many of these threads are written post-bite?

 

I used a 27 1/2' pole to move it..I hate spiders probably more than toe.

 

Why do you hate toe so much?

 

Looks like a wolf spider.

 

Car Cover Spider

 

And people made fun of my stick and quarter!

 

It's a Canadian maple syrup sucking death spider. Its diet consists of Labatts blue, poutine, maple syrup, cheap prescription drugs and the souls of children. Its only known enemy is mother f@ckin' fire! Kill it, kill that border jumping canadian mother f@cker!

 

A dead one if it was in my house

 

Wolf Spider. My 9 year old catches them and puts them in his "spider house" we got him. Kid loves spiders, keeps them in his room. Freaks me the f*ck out.

 

Funnel web spider, it can kill a man in 8 seconds just by looking at him.

 

I'd say wolf. Put it in a jar w a lizard and make a video.

 

Sounds more like the Chuck Norris spider.

 

Definitely NOT a wolf spider.

 

Buncha fuckin pussies around here. Sheesh

 

Correct. Its a variety of fishing spider. I think a dark fishing spider. Second largest spider species native to maryland. Can be 4" leg span! Much bigger than a wolf. They are mildly venomous but rarely bite humans.

 

I think you're right. The chevron shapes on the abdomen would be fitting.

 

Its all furry and cuddily looking.

 

Eat it.