Maybe they can send Melandri to the US to race on the HSBK Aprilia http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2015/Jun/150601-33.htm
That second pic is hilarious. Why do these guys always go for 6' tall women? I mean, I wouldn't turn her away, but if I was five-foot-nothing, I'd be looking for a hot girl that doesn't make me look like I'm a nine year old.
Yep. And on the flip side, you have a kid like PJJ who, despite everything going to crap around him, rides his balls off and puts the bike near the front of the field. So if things are that bad for poor, pouty Melandri, then he needs to (get) quit and make room for somebody with a little fire in their belly.
Because we can. No. I had a buddy who made the fatal mistake of marrying a fellow shorty. Nothing like being known as Mr and Mrs Oompah-Loompah