Who should ride lorenzo's bike at assen ?

You guys are slipping.....



Stoner.

 

I broke the same collar bone twice when I was a kid (when things healed fast and sh&t). Each time it was constant pain no matter whether I was lying down, sitting, standing or walking.

I know Lorentho is probably in top physical condition otherwise, but I can't see him racing. Circulating the track, maybe. But not podium winning racing.

Then again, he has access to much better medical care than I will ever see in my lifetime...

 

little johnny falls off his bike and hurts his arm , mom takes him to the hospital , doc checks him out , all is good but says he wants a couple x-rays to be sure .

in the chair and down the hall , past the next triage romms johnny goes , he peeks in the room and sees a nurse whackin a guy off , johnnny exclaims to the doc :
"whoa , doc , whats go'in on w/ that guy ?"

doc: "he's got blue balls johnny , the nurse is giving him his medicine"

johnny : " oh , ok "

johnny then looks in the very next triage and sees a nurse giving a guy a bj , johnny exclaims :
" whoa , wait , doc , what's wrong w/ that guy ?"

doc: "same thing johnny , he just has better health insurance"

 

Baseline setup=Track record smashed in warmup.

 

Lorenzo should ride his own bike. If not him, Let Chaotic ride it. Then Maybe I can have thirds??? please.