Betcha can't guess what I have in my hand?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. madman

    madman Well-Known Member

    beard trimmers
     
  2. dickie doo

    dickie doo Well-Known Member

    1. A copy of the latest "how to catch a predator- Staring Metalhead"
    2. A jar of hot mayo with a few cigarette butts in it
    3. A huge jug of peanut butter...crunchy
    4. A spork
    5. A pair of Flygirls underoos you bought off eBay along with a green harley poster
    6. Something to do with actual motorcycle racing
     
  3. Pompey

    Pompey Well-Known Member

    The neighbours left tit.
     
  4. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot.








    or a baby's arm holding an apple?
     
  5. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    Somehow, I think this is the correct answer.
     
  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    A sandwich which you made yourself because you're such a little bitch?
     
  7. Mechdziner714

    Mechdziner714 More Gas Less Brakes

    A shiny new blue gas can?
     
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    A skull because you're starring in a local production of Hamlet?

    "Alas, Poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio . . ."
     
  9. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    There is something rotten in the state of denmark, and Hamley is taking out the trash!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. caferace

    caferace No.

    :crackup:

    -jim
     
  11. 675AV8R

    675AV8R Jetski Extraordinaire


    Fuck you man, I was going to make this joke.
     
  12. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    bwaaaahahahaha
     
  13. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Dave K's junk ? (or a picture of it)
     
  14. 675AV8R

    675AV8R Jetski Extraordinaire


    I thought that was for Putter.
     
  15. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    She got a twofer...
     
  16. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Poor girl. She's suffered enough, hasn't she?
     
  17. TXFZ1

    TXFZ1 Well-Known Member

    A couple of brazilian nuts.

    David
     
  18. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Y'all suck at guessing stuff.:rolleyes:
     
  19. caferace

    caferace No.

    I suspect our guesses are far more entertaining than the actual "thing". :D

    -jim
     
  20. 675AV8R

    675AV8R Jetski Extraordinaire


    Should have left it :crackup:
     

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