Assault knives! http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/01...bath-beyond-store-in-nj/#.UPjX3b2gA24.twitter Assault hammers! :wow: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Robber-Beats-Dallas-Clerk-With-Several-Hammers-187392901.html Time to put background checks on Ginsu purchases...and several hammers? Why do you need more than one hammer? Hand tool registration is needed to avert these tragedies!
They should introduce legislation to prevent these types of senseless murders. I propose the following: 1. Knives must be 38 inches long, 6 inches wide and weigh no less than 12 lbs. This will prevent senseless multi-stabbing attacks, as the attacker will not be able to stab victims as quickly or easily. This will give victims time to escape. However, basic operation of a knife (cutting) will not be affected. 2. Hammers must be 36 inches or longer and weigh 25lbs. Again, this will prevent senseless multi-bludgeoning attacks and give victims time to escape while the attacker gets set for another swing. 3. Institute a permanent ban on hammers and knives that collapse, fold, or somehow become portable. Additionally, any hammer or knife (assault object) must have a wooden handle, and stained in a tasteful, natural wood tone. Black will be unacceptable. No grandfathering. 4. Establish a nationwide media campaign on safe use of hammers and knives. 5. Appoint a Director of the newly created Blunt-object, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Undefined Contributors to Crime (BATFUCC) Department. We're doing this for the children. If these measures can save even one life, then its well worth it.
fuck, all this bullshit is over 8583 deaths a year. since thats ^^ homicide, i guess it doesnt include accidental death, but still. ive got more important shit to concern myself with, like not getting killed while operating a motor vehicle.
You obviously don't understand the purpose of crash testing. You have to protect the stupid from themselves so they can keep voting you into office.
I think nail GUNS should have magazine restrictions. Each nail should be individually loaded into the GUN before inserting into the wood. Air compressors should also be limited to 15 psig. If this is too restirctive, you can always revert back to the 25# hammer......
Point of order sir. Congress did not pass that one, so you would need to direct the repeal elsewhere. Might I suggest Parliament since Sir Isaac was the progenitor of said law.
My Hitachi framing nail gun is full auto..Think it's illegal..? And, what about my 6 or 7 23oz. waffle framing hammers..?