Poetry

Discussion in 'General' started by wera516, Apr 18, 2001.

  1. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    everyone is a poet and i didn't know it!


    [This message has been edited by brad wilson (edited 04-21-2001).]
     
  2. wera516

    wera516 I am not BC61

    Brad oh Brad oh how can you make everyone so mad.
    Good to have you back we need someone with a little smack.
     
  3. wera122

    wera122 Guest

    I'm just being nice to you in hopes that you'll call me your rider and I'll get all kinds of sponsorship out of the deal. [​IMG]

    Once I get that going, I'll go back to being mean to you and kicking your ass every time I see you at the track. [​IMG]

    Does that work for you?
     
  4. wera516

    wera516 I am not BC61

    Fetsko the only ass your kissin at the track is TIW's I meant kickin I saw you stuff her in turn 1 and don't say you didn't....
     
  5. mad brad

    mad brad Guest



    [This message has been edited by brad wilson (edited 04-21-2001).]
     
  6. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    hello tom this is brad
    the bomb from baghdad
    we have not met
    no not just yet
    i shall school
    and teach all the rules
    it will the most humiliating moment you ever had! [​IMG]
     
  7. Janie McCommons

    Janie McCommons Well-Known Member

    The Birthday
    by: Mary Jane McCommons

    Today was Janie's Birthday,
    Yes, another year older.
    Do you think "Happy Birthday"
    Her husband has told her?

    The answer, of course,
    Is no...not a word.
    From the darling red-head.
    Is that not absurd?

    After six years together
    And three of them racing,
    You'd think a big party
    And great gifts she'd be facing.

    But, alas, there was nothing
    Special today.
    Would someone PLEASE give Janie
    A "Happy Birthday"!!!! [​IMG]
     
  8. GSXRGIRL

    GSXRGIRL Guest

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANIE!!!! [​IMG]
     
  9. rfknight

    rfknight P-Star

    The only poem I can remember off the top of my head. I guess it's about people who lead really boring lives. Don't know who wrote it.

    She would have killed herself a long time ago
    If she hadn't been so afraid

    And goes back to watching Gunsmoke
    And sipping her iced lemonade
     
  10. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    Smooth Jeff, real smooth. [​IMG]

    Happy B'Day Janie.
     
  11. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Okay - I need clarification here - being as the post was at 1:21 AM, was it a BD that was only an hour and a half old or was it and a hour and a half past the end of said BD and Jeff is now a divorced dead man?

    [This message has been edited by Mongo (edited 04-23-2001).]
     
  12. stickboy274

    stickboy274 Stick-a-licious Tire Dude

  13. Janie McCommons

    Janie McCommons Well-Known Member

    Well...the birthday was on Sunday 4/22...he remembered the birthday at midnight on 4/26 (early Thursday morning) during a screaming, "you have been a bitch all week because you are mad about me working late" fight. To which I replied, "I've been a bitch all week because you forgot my birthday!" Silence... Still nothing. This is 5/2....still nothing. If you ignore it, will it just go away? [​IMG]
     
  14. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Denial is a wonderful thing!

    Jeff - if you read this I have one word for you...jewelry. Lots and lots of it. Or maybe a a bike, or a new car, anything - the larger and more expensive the better.... It won't get you out of trouble but it will make it easier to deal with.
     
  15. stickboy274

    stickboy274 Stick-a-licious Tire Dude

    run jeff, run far....and send gifts back. if good things keep showing up she wont have time to chase you....poor bastard
     

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