Thanks for not calling the cops when I knocked on your door half-naked

Hypothetical of course
Let's say you locked yourself out of your significant other's house wearing nothing but a t-shirt. The neighbor you have never met happens to be nice enough to let you use the phone.

What would be the appropriate thank you gift should such a situation occur?
You know, just in case this would actually happen?

 

A buzzing toy of some kind perhaps?:wow:

 

A robe, so that next time you, I mean, the person comes knocking, the nice neighbor has somthing you, I mean, the person can drape over and cover up

 

What Freaky shit have u been doing

 

A fork to stab their eyes out with

 

Yeah but you were a stunt double in the movie Powder....

 

A screw driver with a penis shaped handle.

 

Ditch the T-Shirt next time?

 

This thought is disturbing

 

Yeah, I expected more in royalty checks.

BTW, they only used me for the nude scenes.

 

A beej.

 

A 6-pack if you don't think a quick flash would be appropriate.

 

If you had to bend over at some point while facing away from him (say, to grab the phone off a coffee table, for instance), don't worry about it. He was already taken care of before you left his house.

 

key rock

 

Already on it, trust me.

Hypothetical neighbor is a woman. So, hypothetically of course, I don't think she'd be down for a quick flash or a bj.

It would be a tough choice between breaking a window to get back in or going to the neighbor to call someone.

 

2xidb

hookers and blow

 

I've been locked out of my campus dorm room wearing nothing but a bathrobe and had to go to the front desk. And I have locked myself out of a few apartments over the years (fully dressed, though). But have never had to go to a neighbor. After a while, I learned to leave a key with a friend who doesn't live too far.

 

pics will be needed of said person in only a t-shirt to determine what kind of reparations should be paid. just sayin'...

 

Thank You card, plant, etc.