Helen Mirren is 22 years older than I

DAMN!!! Nevermind

 

Naw.

Dude, naw.

 

2X

 

Damn- that is some serious hail damage.

 

Friend of mine knows her.He told me,"Kenny,she is so smokin hot it should be criminal."

This summer I'll find out for myself.

 

how do you spell the sound that a deflating baloon makes?

 

Splut. It's very similar to the sound of the condom hitting the floor as you rapidly develop a soft-on.

 

The word you're looking for, gents, is "bonerkill."

 

Hail damage! That's awesome!

 

hahahahahahha

but yes, bonerkill. literally.

 

maybe.............. as long as she gives me a worthers and not warts

 

LMAO, you guys' fantasies are phucked up. If I was making a wish for someone to bang it sure wouldn't be that geriatric. Sick basterds....

 

I'm a big Rachel Hunter fan. To me, she keeps getting better with age.

 

She'd be a cheap date.

Pick her up around 4:30. Head on over to Denny's and dazzle her with some early bird special. Swing over to her place after, and while her feet soak in an Epsom salt bath, you could whip up a strong Bloody Mary for her. After that, you'll have those control-top panty hose on the floor faster than you will know what to do with.....

 

Just barely. I think another 5 years and....well,....time is a hard thing..

Sad thing is a LOT of those hot women scare the shit out of me with no make up. Kind of scarey to google "stars no makeup"...

 

"They don't SWELL, they don't tell and they are gracious as hell"

 

I know.....smell? WTF?

 

64...yes, repeatedly.

 

Smell, as in "down there".


I don't really have to spell it out, do I?