What's the most stinging insult?

Twat always elicits a spectacular response...

 

"girl"

You ride like a ___
You hit like a ___
You smell like a ___

Should be sufficient to piss off most of this crowd when used trackside.

 

I dont see the big deal with that word. I get called "dick" all the time, but the C word always has such a worse ring to it.

I dont dare use that word in our house. Even though things get heated...

 

Failure strikes a nerve.

 

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

 

I personally like "I used to f##k guys like you in prison" also fond of the Charlie Sheen quote. " if you ever had an intelligent thought in your head, it would die of loneliness"

 

Boot or smells like cash sales That was the worst

 

Nothing beats a good, old-fashioned asshole.

 

You eat shit for breakfast?

 

sometimes lunch and dinner too

 

I could watch you die and eat a sammich

 

your kid is going to inspire another Bob Marley song..."There was a Buffalo Hobbit, in the heart of America..."

 

Is it in yet?

 

DIAF

 

Buddy of mine in Colorado called his ex (who'd cheated on him numerous times before he finally kicked her to the curb) something that cuts even deeper than the ubiquitous 'C-word', I believe. His pet name for her was:


Wadsop.


Roll that one around your noggin awhile and I bet you'll agree it's pretty frickin stinging.

 

worse for her if you are already rolled over and snoring....you got your rocks off and she is left laying there in wonder!!

 

My ex used to go totally ballistic if I called her a "dumb cunt." It would usually escalate all the way to her getting physically violent in seconds. Once I whispered it to her in the hallway of the courthouse and she attacked my female lawyer with her purse. The bailiffs had to drag her off in cuffs! Classic moment.

The very worst thing I ever heard said to a woman was "You're a sperm-gargling cum dumpster!"

I get upset when I am called a liar or a thief, because I am not and that goes to character, not physical attributes. I have a former co-worker who loved to call other people "coward" if they never did military service. He was biggest asshole (and biggest chickenshit) on the planet.

 

1] Are you pms'ing?

2] Your stupid like your father

 

The only words that get to me are being called a thief or a liar, other than that everything is fair game. Around my house "asshole" is now a term of endearment. But once I was overheard telling someone that their mother should have swallowed more, at that point the conversation was over.

 

Oh I use that quite often...... she hates it because she knows its true