Warning: Read before you decide to go full retard today.

Pussy turned you into a bitch. Live w/ it.

 

Dave, there's this restaurant that I know of that has a bitchen recipe for cat. Ya want it?

 

Wont be the first time...Bring it snook-ems!!

 

It really is a pillow pet! I heart Dave K.

 

I really have strong feelings about Dave K.

 

I just wanna know if he owns a pair of ass-less chaps?

 

Do you?

 

Have you ever seen any other kind of chaps?

 

Better question... can she wear yours?

 

All my chaps have asses.

 

No...should I? Are you telling me that in your experience I am missing out on some fun?

Why yes I have. Your mom showed them to me....

 

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

Well just felt like starting a little fun, I'm at work and it is stupid slow today. What's the worst that happens, I get banned, you guys start making fun of me, or both. Oh well at least I will entertain myself until its time to get off work.

 

I am naked right freakin now.

 

And what are you doing while you're naked? Your not playing glory hole are you?

 

Those have a name, child, they're called "pants".

And mom really liked hers.

So did dad!

 

:up: Nice! I have nothing to say about that. You got me with that one.

 

Avast, ye lady! Such a foul mouth! Why would I need a glory hole when my cat is right here?

 

Is your cat tugging on your slim jim too?

 

Just don't mess with Dave's cat...he eats Slim Jim's for shits and giggles, you, my friend, wouldn't stand a chance.