So i'm sitting in hooters

looking for some eye candy, I wonder what I'll find

 

I approve this message.

 

Cottage cheese wrapped in orange?

 

18 yr old muffin top?

 

The quality at Hooter's has certainly gone down over the last 10 years or so I'd say.

 

I do think I have my camera with me

 

Sounds about right.

 

I go to Hooterz for the wings!

 

Crap I don't and this one chick really has a nice ass!

 

Don't go filling up the waitress' shorts with pennies.

Edit: and don't make it rain with the pennies, you might not get your wings.

 

Pennies are not what I had in mind Dave!

 

Your phone doesn't have camera? What a piece of crap.

 

if i knew how to photo shop. there'd be some bad chicks up in here!

 

Tommy want wingys

 

Occasionally you will arrive just in time for the A team shift instead of the B team. Our local joint got new HDTVs so we went there to watch the GP last sunday. Our server was 20, hot as hell, and she went to the Laguna GP twice with her dad.

 

Technically, that would be makin it hail!!

 

Please leave the mens room now. Do NOT take any pictures.

Should I insert a $200 in pennies comment now?

 

I recommend the Buffalo Chicken sammich.

Ken