what's with all the Chinese fakery?

fake kids

fake fireworks

are the Olympics even going on right now, or is it on some big back lot movie set in China?

 

I refuse to watch the Chinese propaganda masquerading as sport.

 

I watched the men gymnastic last night.
It was purry goo!
But whassup with those guys breaking down in tears and hugging each other like no tomorrow?

 

They are realizing they are in China.

 

werd, i'm with ya Joe. my wife's tried to get me to watch with her several times, but i just really haven't cared to watch the crap this year.

 

Even the semi-filthy air the athletes are choking on is fake.

 

I don't get the complaint of the "fake" fireworks it was pretty clearly stated during the broadcast on TV that the footsteps where animated.
The fake girl is a different issue. At least she didn't have a "wardrobe malfunction"

 

Why? In the US, we may have used the "real" person, but they would probably have a fake nose, fake tits, etc.

 

Because fake tits make chics look better. :up:

 

That is true..

 

Actually, hasn't there been lip-synched performances at the Super Bowl on occasion?

 

I've personally seen Americans pay big money to watch their favorite rock/rap/pop star lip sync an entire concert. I don't see the big deal with China.


Except for the slavery thing.

 

You guys realize that Jennifer Beals didn't do the dancing in Flashdance right?

 

Surely. Not that I agree with it, but it is the only way to guarantee a flawless performance. You take nerves and technical glitches out of the equation. But in those cases, it's typically the actual artist. More often than not, nobody can tell...unless you are Ashley Simpson.

 

The chinese version of The Monkeys...

 

Damn, I know you are old but I find myself laughing at your comment, and that is sad for it shows my age as well.

 

I fought the laughter. Makes me feel younger.

 

The white house wasn't really blown up in Independence Day. The chase scene in The French Connection L-train chase scene wasn't staged (for a lot of the shots). The three presentations were pretty entertaining...

 

That's the problem with the world today. Some ass always comes in and kills the joy.

 

You bastards better not say shit about Santa Claus or that bunny.