Any shark fanatics here?

Discussion in 'General' started by dtalbott, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    So in terms of intelligence you're saying there is a middle zone of trustworthiness? That the docile killer whales fall somewhere between the roving packs of amoebas and all those vicious street gangs? :D
     
  2. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Amoebas are too dumb to be trusted. Street gangs, it depends. :)
     
  3. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I find it mildly disturbing that any male would tattoo Richard Dreyfus anywhere on their anatomy.
     
  4. Royale w/cheese

    Royale w/cheese Well-Known Member

    not necessarily. all the sharp teeth in the world aint good for shit without legs, arms, opposable thumbs, etc. I would seriously whip a sharks ass if one wandered up in my yard, and I'm no Chuck Norris.
     
  5. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    And I thought it was going to be a helmet thread. I was actually kind of anxious to read the responses because I love my Shoei, but fanatic? :D
     
  6. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    I don't know. I saw those land sharks on TV, and they seemed to be pretty sneaky.
     
  7. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    So you met The Counselor's wife, eh?
     
  8. Crash1k

    Crash1k Well-Known Member

    Big shark fan here too... for those interested in sharks, check this out..

    www.sharkwater.com
     
  9. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    But ameobas don't have sharp teeth. And you can trust something that stupid will be entirely predictable. The BBS proves this to you every day. :)
     
  10. pouchkangaroo

    pouchkangaroo Banned

    that is not a bad rule and including own species too eh.
     
  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I didn't say everything that can't be trusted has sharp teeth and claws. ;) But you're right about predictable animals.
     
  12. rydfree

    rydfree Well-Known Member

    Sharks are not all Dumb . That Killer shark did eat Saffron Burrows for desert in Deep Blue Sea :)
     
  13. jigmoore

    jigmoore Banned

    knock, knock....

    yes?


    caaaaaandy-gram.




    (sorry, old snl skit)
     
  14. georgiadawg

    georgiadawg Elbows Out

    yeah and megalodon skin boots in fact he is th reason for the megalodon extinction....and then also single handedly brought them back to life after turning back time from a reverse round house kick, then one tried to bite him so he killed them again and made a belt
     
  15. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Wow! Sounds like my ex-mother-in-law.:)
     
  16. MrOgle

    MrOgle I love college!

  17. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Wait a minute here. If a shark wandered into your yard then he at least has legs. Also, if you tried to kick his ass and failed then you become lunch. You have to ask a question. "Just how fast can that sob run?"
     
  18. Hater

    Hater Well-Known Member

    LOL! We had a bar near my college called the Landmark, but it was lovingly dubbed "the shark" due to that skit.
     
  19. WERA522

    WERA522 Lost

    We're going to need a bigger BBS....

    Sharks rule. #1 predator on the whole freaking earth.... (except the WERA BBS, then it is DAVEK's realm)
     
  20. socal

    socal Well-Known Member

    What is the name of the movie about the two scuba divers that were left behind by the dive boat?? One was attacked by a shark. Based on a true story, I believe. Floating in the open ocean at night, while bleeding, would be absolutely terrifying.
     

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