name your favorite cliche.

I might add
Never have a large cup of coffee and two bran muffins before setting out on your commute to work.

 

"I aint got time to bleed" Great Gov. of Minnesota haha




"What do you get when you shine a turd?? A shiny turd."

 

I like this one. Trying to think of a version for safety wire

 

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller

 

"if it aint fishin, fightin, or fuckin........I don't know a thing about it

 

If it has tires or tits, you are going to have problems.
-??????????

 

"....What Happens in Vegas....Stays in Vegas..." - Billy Ethridge

 

If it floats, flies or f&*ks, rent it.

 

"A Man has got to know his limitations."

Dirty Harry

 

From my Dad I got this: If you stop to think, you'll think to stop."

 

If.

If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass every time it jumped.

 

"Dream like youll live forever, live like youll die today." - James Dean

 

"Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer."
- W. C. Fields

 

" Sucks like a fart in a space suit "

 

My personal favorite.

Our shop moto for atv's

We have more 4 wheelers than kids in africa

 

"When speaking in terms of absolute horsepower, indeed there is no substitute for revs." Gordon Jennings

"Let us leave pretty women to men of no imagination."

 

From my signature line... a quote I heard my father say, not sure where it originated:

"No good deed goes unpunished"

"that will go over like a lead balloon"

If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to run a moped around a BB..

 

In the imortal words of Dave "Fujio" Rash: "More power? Make bigger bangs or more of `em..."

 

If brains was leather, you couldn't saddle a flea.
--Uncle Jesse.

 

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.