Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Really?

You can change oil on a lawnmower?

 

Just because you *can* doesn’t mean I *will*.

Seriously. I think my Toro dogshit flinger is still running the same oil it came with like a decade ago.

 

I considered it once but decided it would be messy, so I did something else.

 

I have a Honda...to me it's lifetime oil that's in there.

 

All that work and no red spray paint touch up.

 

You're supposed to pick that stuff up first.

 

Its a mulch, and that's beneficial to your yard.

Tree Hater.

 

No.

And I'm somewhat of an expert.

 

Or maybe you have a vested interest. What is big Poo's stance on this subject?

 

Here's a pretty thorough write-up. It doesn't mention that dog doo attracts rats and mice, but the rest is "spot" on.

https://www.angi.com/articles/dog-poop-good-grass.htm

 

Don't we all feel this way?....

 

On a more serious note, why do I never see ashy white dog turds like I did when I was a kid?

 

Because todays pet foods are veritable trash.

Had my labradoodle on a raw food diet, and his lawn mines would dry up and disintegrate into that white powder in about a week.

Raw food place closed down so the latest dawg is on a high quality dry and her lawn mines are borderline fossils…

 

Why pick it up when the rotational distribution device more efficiently scatters it to the four winds?

 

That ties into the other reason we've never been able to turn our collections into another viable revenue stream through composting... Just impossible to get a consistent input.

 

That article is a load of shit. My grass is always greener near the dog run cable’s reach.

 

There's one in every crowd...

 

I and another guy were delivering beer to a strip joint in
the Combat Zone one Friday when the ugliest stripper I
had ever seen came on stage. The two of us were working
like a couple of one-armed paper hangers so we could get
out of there before she got too much clothing off. We had
to sit at the bar at the next place and suck down several
beers each while watching some attractive strippers to
get that picture out of our minds. Then we made the
delivery which required us to walk through a room full
of naked women to get to the storage area and that
made it all better.