Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Dude, I'm going to gag

 

Don’t make me tell you how hot she was and how great the sex was…. Damn… as soon as you smelled the juicy taco it was on!!!

 

Maria had big brown beaver?

 

I didn’t say SHE was Mexican… she just TASTED Mexican!

 

Her name wasn't Sara was it? Lol

 

you know her too?!?



nah it was Michelle… I had a streak of every M name you could think of and then some in the 90s…

 

Lol Maybe

 

There's no hotness level that makes up for a stanky briar patch. In high school, I managed to pull the hottest chick in school (the entire school was like "what??"), and when I finally got her nekkid and riled up, I caught wind of something akin to a beach full of Aelwife mixed with a port-o-potty at a concert. Fortunately, I did a dip test and did an Olympic level backpedal to get out of there. Needless to say, she was not pleased.

 

yuck man I’m talking good smells…


there was nothing unpleasant about her, smelled great, tasted great(I love Mexican flavors)… ass, abs, all around hot… and dressed the hippy look but with great hygiene… it made me understand pheromones… only when she was turned on, which was often thankfully

too bad she had brown eyes… told her from the beginning it could never be serious because of that… damn I miss that little hippy chick… and I’m hungry for Mexican

 

If you won't lick it, don't stick it.
Words of wisdom from my old man.
Errybody got a natural smell even out the shower but stank is indicative of some underlying issues I don't care to deal with.

 

This is too good to let it go…

This was about things that smell better than a new car… but you went the other way…

you said you smelled something horrible but dip tested it anyway… you tongue punched a repulsive snatch just to see if it tasted as bad as it smelled? Wth?!? Are you the guy that thinks spoiled milk smells bad but taste it to make sure?!?

damn… thanks for the laughs this morning

 

Starts making you wonder what fish smelled like before women learned to swim.

 

Why doesn’t insanity have an odor?

 

Nah man...first, your story didn't sound like the aroma you were getting was pleasant. At least it didn't land that way with me. And I said I did a dip test, meaning a digit. Not to say that she wasn't trying to push my head down there....

But your take on the story reminds me of that Simpson's episode, where Homer buys some canned shellfish at the Quickie Mart that was on sale, and well past the expiration date. So he starts eating it, and he's gagging, saying "it's so bad.....but it's so cheap" and keeps on eating it. Trust me, this chick was hot enough that I had to pause, but couldn't work past it. Oddly enough, it gained me cred with the other girls at school, cuz if I would dump her, then that must mean I'm better than her...opened up a lot of opportunities.

 

I remember one time as a horny 16 year old, and unzipping a girls jeans in the front seat of my 1971 Cutlass. It was winter in the midwest, 10 degree windchill, but I wondered why she rolled both front windows down a few inches, until this nasty sardine smell smacks me in the face. Yea, I still hit it, but she didn't get any special kisses!

 

I love this place some days… I had to look and see which thread turned into the smelly snatch parade

Glad you guys were taking care of them and leaving the good stuff alone…

 

Just because it stinks doesn't mean it isn't the good stuff