So far I think this one is leading. Sounds like a ̶d̶y̶k̶e̶ "tongue flicking woman in comfortable shoes", but a great nom-du-skeet.
Seriously. I know it's fashionable to diss Facebook on here, but aside from some of what I consider stupid shit, it can be a useful tool. In addition to the official pages posted by US Legends Cars, 24 Hours of Lemons, NEMRR, USCRA, and yes, even WERA has a page, there are also unofficial pages tied to these organizations that are more social, but still informative. And compared to things like MySpace, doing my own website, or firing up a BBS, it's much less labor intensive. NHMS ran some numbers involving NASCAR, and they determined that they were getting more bang for their advertising buck through Facebook. Nope.
So pick your second or third dog, and a street a couple of blocks from where you grew up, make the funniest name you can come up with. Jeeeeeezus, people. Ain't nobody tryna hack the bank accounts of a buncha broke-ass motorcycle roadracing enthusiasts! FWIW, Smokey isn't my first dog, and Palmer is only a part of the street name. I thought about saying it was Bama Buckalew, but that's more a name for a soul brother, that ain't too gahtdamn beaucoup. I gotta watch that movie again.
I can't believe nobody noticed that I completely broke the rules of the game and used the name of an actual male pr0nstar. Probably the most famous one ever. Wasn't even trying to be sneaky. You guys are seriously deficient in your knowledge of the subject matter at hand. So playing by the rules my real entry would be Lucky Whiteoak.