What is your Pr0n name?

ESPN's Tony Kornheiser was recently talking on his podcast about his first dog named Poonah. Now I really want to know what street his parents lived on.

 

Snoopy Post

 

Spade Canton

 

Oh I hope they lived on Tang Street

 

Scooter Tamlyn

Seems more like a tier II Nascar truck racer than porn star, but whatever.

 

Molly Burwood

 

Shadow Center

 

Rocky Florida

 

Lassie St Paul

 

Casey Belvidere

 

I should bitch pop it just for it being the most recent lame parlor game crap that gets one blocked on Facebook.

But I think Dirt Diggler fits Robby-Bobby to a T.

 

Lame, my ass. This shit's hilarious.

And Facebook? SRSLY?

It's better than "I'm not drinking"..."LAX is on TV"... "Steak fingers" threads!

 

I don't consider Harvey Russel to be hilarious. What's next, "Add 'In Bed' To Your Favorite Movie Title"?

 

I was going to say exactly this. Sounds like a Facebook (is it still a thing?) meme someone started to steal security questions.

 

"Your porn/gangster name is you Mother's maiden name, followed by the last five numbers of your social security #". Two weeks later "your lucky lottery #'s are your DOB and your first 5 numbers of your social security #".

 

Schnapps Avalon. First dog was a standard dachshund.

 

Fartbox Tonguestabbington.

 

Buddy Sherwood.

I should have a mustache and mullet. Roll up to the set in Bobbys El Camino with a set of Cragars

 

With you, I'm not sure if you're being facetious...

 

Max Gatteridge