suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

isn't Tammy the snake in. the turlet???

 

yes your right.. but put a spin.. on it..

 

Update needed, stat! Where's Tammy?

 

Tophyr RIP

 

@Steeltoe - you are in FL, right?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/23/us/florida-largest-python.html

 

I mentioned in the old lady snake thread.. haven't seen Tammy since August, basically. I left ATX for the final leg of MotoAmerica - Pitt, Jersey, Barber - and came back to a cold and empty turlet. Have looked literally every single day since, but no sign of the old gal.

No sign that she got into the house itself, but maybe she found some other way out. Don't think she could've gotten into the septic tank itself, but the only reason I have to believe that is the Septic Tank Guy told me there wasn't a way through. (There isn't normally a way into the pipes either, however.)

Barring those two escape routes... she must still be in there somewhere. Getting pretty hungry, no doubt.

 

O hell naw....is this snake carrying a ball point pen? Did it eat a teacher?

 

If a turd can make it the tank so can Tammy. I'd rather have her in the tank, don't think she could get out of that.

 

yeah that's my hope tbh. if she made it to the tank, i won't have to worry about her coming back, nor will i have to worry about her carcass clogging up the pipe.

 

I wouldn't be able to sit confidently on that toilet until I had seen a dead body.

 

Me too, I'm pooping in the weeds. I'd rather face Tammy in the weeds than on the crapper.

 

If she's in the tank...

And there is some radioactive stuff in the tank...

 

nahhh!! have you looked under the bed? Tophyr? she's looking for a piece of ass!! Lmo! happy you have no further issues...well speculative of course

 

Are you accusing @tophyr of eating gerbils?

Or of having Richard Gere over?

Jeezis, how did I miss this comment the first time ‘round?

 

The love that dare not squeak it's name.

 

eating gerbils in what way? ohhh! grilled baked boiled damn well say hell figure it out... with damn snake dear Liza dear Liza. would've thrown m-80 in the shit tank by now...

 

You are not alone
https://www.wsmv.com/2023/08/08/wom...679QHGSgXdf9Vzko7exSbK1-rxfxRDzhA3vZNTCcsgQIw

 

OK... This mother trucker was in my gahtdamn TRUCK just now. Usually I'm live and let live, but there's boundaries. It fucked around and found out.

 

What'd you do, leave your widows down ?