A proper breakfast eats cereal for breaktfast..... I actually thought you'd be more of a count choculla or lucky charms kinda guy.
Fruit loops. Capn Crunch. Metal Head AKA Fruity Pebbles. Trix. All of those are 9 million % better than effing grape nuts. You hippie.
Cap’n Crunch all berries. Your poo will be a weird color or three but who cares. grape nuts are good when you want to max out the poop to effort ratio. A giant log with almost no effort and any bubble gum you swallowed as a kid that make it to your intestines will be flushed out.
Honeycomb and Zucaritas (Mexican Frosted Flakes) are at top of list. Cheerios and Frosted Mini Wheats will do in a pinch. After those, some Carnation Instant Breakfast will get me to lunch.