Thought they only sold female hamsters in pet stores. Also, he should have waited around for it to eat its own poop. We got my daughter's first hamster home, and just about threw up when we saw it take a turd directly from the back end to the front.
No idea. And, while I don’t know what kind of experience you have being shot at by that kind of equipment, I can assure you, outside of former Warsaw Pact nations, most people using them, apparently, seem to shoot from the crotch.
Day late, dollar short, not a picture and not even true. 2069-2022=47. 47 (years) * 365 days (not counting leap days) is 17,155. Sorry, but there aren't going to be enough leap days in that to bring the number up to 69,696.