Holy crapola and anything else you can blap out. https://rmdmotors.com/bike/1996-yamaha-yzr500-team-marlboro-roberts/
Yeap. You can claim that you could ride it fast enough to have qualified for a GP in ‘96 but everyone, including your wife knows that you’re a 2 stroke joke, a three pump chump, a just the tip dip, a a one touch clutch. . . That you’d crash it just opening the crate and that you also pop your nut at the mere mention of the word “boobie.”