Effing California

What’s the difference between lace curtain Irish and shanty Irish?

the lace curtain Irish move the dishes before they piss in the kitchen sink! Dah dumpt dumpt! Try the veal.

 

Paddy and Seamus went to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!! Paddy missed the tube and Seamus came in the bus.

 

Unlike blondes, the Irish can understand the jokes made about them.

 

Certain activities in life require a firm grip.

 

For some reason, the blonde woman is not that fond of blonde jokes.

 

Well she needs to loosen up!



No. Wait....

 

I don’t get it.

 

Having a blonde moment?

 

Well it certainly isn’t because I’m Irish, and hence, freebasing whisky.

 

Is freebasing whisky when you cut it with grain alcohol or ether? Def do not light that shit either way kids.

 

Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.

 

NOT FUCKING FUNNY!

 

Benzene and brake fluid.

 

Benzene tastes like shit and brake fluid will give you horrible diarrhea, even the new DOT 5.1.
Benzene is for getting cut out of cocaine anyway.

 

The gecko said he is done with California.

 

One would think that, with his complexion, he would love the green new deal.

 

Hey nooooowwwwwww!!!!!!

 

I guess I’m a little late with this.

Q. How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three—one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.

 

That Effing time of the year again.

Once again.. F^*# that $hithole state.