Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Bingo. lol

The rest of this thread sounds like Sunday morning at baseball, stretching out in the outfield, telling our Thursday/Friday/Saturday night war stories . None of which needs typed out on the internet.

 

Bitch please. Everybody knows you made that post from the opposite end of the house. There is no way you would have alluded to the existence of stories about her that you will not post if she was next to you. You reek of fear.

 

Or .. maybe he ripped her up so bad , she couldn’t help but shit herself

 

He’s vanilla canadian and not the freaky French ones either... he talks to stories told as he’s spread eagle in spandex pants with other dudes... maybe we don’t want to hear aboot his adventures

 

That’s a bdmf view high five the end as MH would say...

Wth is he anyway? He has to have some stories from his winger days before he met his ol lady

 

@HPPT you haven’t let one story loose... all your international adventures and your love a nice round ass has to have some crazy involved?!

 

Sorry, man, even if this weren't the Internet, I would have nothing to share that rises to the level of crazy on display in the thread. I have lived a very sheltered life. Nothing beyond the plain-vanilla "I will kill myself if you don't take me back."

 

Well you’re legendary in my mind, long time lurker... so to me you’re the king of pointing out nice asses...

there is an idea... better than the dick measuring one... ratio of crazy to the quality of ass...

The get us caught chick... oh damn... bounce a quarter off of her perfectly round toned cheeks and then she could pick the quarter up off my crotch with it... and ironically loved it in the ass after an accidental intrusion when her bestie was in bed with us and she had to be silent, athletes are the best

the crazy mirror Swinging bitch... huge unproportional ass that probably sagged by her 30th... that bitch shit on my dick... pulled it out and had a piece of corn stuck to the head! Gross, still makes me sick... fucking redheads.. y’all can keep those bitches

 

There are no accidents.

 

Well my piece was in her hand and she liked to play around the back door while I fingered the front and back up on me for pressure... then that time, it broke the barrier and she inhaled deeply and shuddered in ecstasy. 5’9” 130 lbs of solid trembling muscle 6 pack abs perfectly shaped full B cups, the best size, and that so toned ass connected to those perfectly built legs... damn... I need a min...

After that she’d ask for it... bashfully like she thought something was wrong with it, fuck I’d have done anything to get her off and did. The very last time we were together in a GA hotel on the way back from FL she rode til the cows came home over and over...

Then she went really nuts and I bid fair well forever

 

No ass beating. There was some sort of backing toward the car at some point and I left. It's fuzzy because at that point the adrenaline had peaked and I think my brain had stopped recording. Some advanced ego protection mod I have or something

Doing crazy or not, the lesson I got loud and clear is there is often a ton of crazy that surrounds crazy. Never attempted to stick my dick in crazy after that.

 

How the hell did you take my post as an invitation to go into more details? You're just loving this thread, aren't you?

 

Sweet! That’s much better than a fight no matter who won. Lucky to make it to adulthood before I figured out fights are stupid, especially over pussy

 

Dude! I registered for this thread!!! It’s my favorite ever... you ain’t up in here acting like you dont like it... I looked at my post you quoted to see how far you read to get it and nobody reads that much unless you like it so.... Here..

this chick was a state champion athlete in three sports a college all star as a pitcher that three 70mph underhand! I wouldnt even catch for her... but she sure did for me!!

alright I’ve given her dementions but here’s some more dark brown wavy hair curled when it was humid. A northern euro mut but skin kind of olive like spanish girls which tanned perfectly creating these load targets she like to play. The best most perfect set of titties in the world, perfect nips, perfect placement, and her abs omg her abs as she moved and rocked and rode and gyrated... and all natural from all her sports. Her legs duck all man they were perfectly defined and shaped quads and calfs, but her ass I don’t even have the words... her hamstrings met her ass with definition then her glutes rose out and up and when she flexed oh fuck man, she controlled me for sure, when she flexed the glutes were defined up to the cutest small of her back...

I ain’t bragging... I’ve not been with lots of women but have been with hots of women, really hot chicks and this one from my youth was double the hotness of everyone since...

you know I wouldn’t take any two of the others at the same time over just her, ironically she’s the one that started my threesomes too


Moral of the story, enjoy what you got, make memories, you never know when crazy will strike and end your ride

 

I have a racing related multiple crazy chicks beat downs in bathrooms porn stars in cages and every AMA pro rider in attendance at a year end party at Laguna put on by the Milfhunter hisself...

If yall want to hear it... no bdmf bragging in this one

 

lol.

We had dugouts at our diamond. One of the only parks we played in that had actual old school dugouts. Diamond was out in the middle of nowhere, and a popular nightcap spot for us in highschool/early 20's. Almost every weekend one of us was there either finishing off a party night in the home, or away dugout. Sometimes at the same time, sometimes there was a double header. . Some used to love leaving eveidence for the boys to brag about the next day. We always played Sunday afternoon.

Those were some good times. Wife went to highschool with me, but we didn't hang around in the same circles. We didn't reconnect till after College/Uni. As far as I know she never played any night games at the diamond. If she did It wasn't with me lol. Shes sitting next to me right now and laughing at how much of an idiot I used to be .

Funny story, I play ol'timers lob ball now, and one of the older guys on the team had 3 girls our age that ended up at the park after hours a few times. A few of the guys were ribbing him one night about them having some good memories there with his daughters back in the day and he just said "It's a small town, ya gotta nail someone. How do you think I met their mother. At least they never married any of you idiots " lol. He's a good guy. They were great girls .

Just some good ol small town country kids having some fun and that's all the story telling I'm going to do....

 

If only you could form sentences and paragraphs the way you could satisfy these chicks. Reading your shit gives me an aneurism.

this is for Hillbillydeluxe btw

 

Better than priapism!