Welp, Phil's an official 'Murican now

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Sep 16, 2020.

  1. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    But no dowry :blart:
     
  2. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    my GC is employment based, not by marriage.
     
  3. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Bullshyt! You’re married to the job.
     
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  4. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    honestly, with the visa I was and it sucked the life out of me in the end
     
  5. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    I understand well. I’m planning for an earlier departure from the rat race.
     
  6. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Damn feruners making anchor babies so they can stay & Took ER jobs....

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    :D
     
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  7. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    This thread is such a ripoff @Metalhead . Turns out he's a mail order bride with a GC only. Here collecting Section 8 and WIX and pumping out new little Americans. And who in the hell would trade Bavaria for 'Merica anyways? Hey @Phl218 the least you can do is post a pic of you in your cutoff jorts!!!
     
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  8. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Ya, the Green Card adds a whole new element to the employment situation. Make sure your bosses know that you can tell them to pound sand at any moment.:D
     
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  9. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

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  10. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Well, this week I got offered a GM VP position in a different division of the company

    major silver lining
     
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  11. RossK6

    RossK6 Grid Filler

    Can we swap Phil for effin Stephan Bradl? He might be a lot of fun in the MA paddock.
     
  12. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    "I'm in! Close the door!" :beer:
     
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  13. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Jorts don’t fit no more, thanks to american food

    mountain roads are emptier here than in the Stuttgart region

    Can’t drive a full size truck in Germany

    not to mention the firesticks
     
  14. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Congrats....now pay your taxes....
     
  15. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I heard that Ritchie likes to eat Phil's Wienerschnitzel.

    NTTAWWT.
     
  16. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    been doing that the whole time. ;)

    now it’s time to look for ways to pay less of them :D
     
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  17. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Using MH as a tax write-off would be a start!
     
  18. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    he's writing him self off on Facebook every day
     
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  19. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Gotta admit the picture with the man boobs takes the cake. :crackup:
     
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  20. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Hmmm...anyone know the process to get an "Adult" declared incompetent and gain legal custody of them? How much does the state pay in welfare....In SC if that matters. Asking for a friend....
     

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