So I may be going away for a while.

Got a phone call today asking me to verify my ssn. Apparently my information was used to rent a car that was found abandoned with blood, drugs and evidence linking me to money laundering and international espionage. I was informed by DEA agent "Brian Johnson" who oddly enough, had an extremely thick Indian (red dot) accent, that a federal warrant has been issued for my arrest but if was willing to cooperate with the authorities I could avoid jail time and be provided with a brand new ssn. Guess I'm a fugitive now.... cause i was extremely uncooperative.

 

Don't drop the soap.

 

Thanks. They gotta catch me first though. I think im going to go all Tsali on them.

 

You're "the fugitive" looking for the one armed man...

 

Tell him you want to meet...

 

The Booty Warrior will be happy to hear you're arriving soon.

 

Get the new SSN up front and run up an obscene amount of debt. When opportunity knocks, answer the door.

 

OP, I bet you are so worried, your sweat smells like curry.

 

I like to answer those calls. I lead them on and on and then ask if them if this is what they want to be doing with their lives. Most hang up. Some are interesting discussions.

 

Can you call him back and ask for a simple chicken tikka masala recipe for me?

 

I don’t miss the travel to India but I do miss the food.

 

So they found the information I left in the car. Good deal.

 

Love that part of the movie.

 

Let me guess all you had to do was give him your old compromised SSN

 

Watch your cornhole man.

 

I think you got bit by autocorrect.. accurate modification