I was hoping he was going to have some pot dispensary listed. I'm surprised he didn't list "Christ Almighty" either
Oh for sure! I've been bit pretty hard many times and will again I'm sure. LOL. My left ass cheek is permantly damaged from flipped a 4th gear wheelie back on a gravel road on the KX250. After the crash I thought my ass cheek was literally hanging off it hurt so bad.
Mine busted my right collarbone, fucked up my shoulder and knocked me out cold. Neighbor found me laying in the field unconscious with the bike away's away on it's side, still running.
Bloke I knew in Britain gave up trials riding because he got busted up more doing that than he did road racing.
Assuming since you were out cold the only way you knew it was your neighbor was from some sort of surveillance camera? Did he at least get the dirtbike hidden away and give an anonymous courtesy call to 911 for you?