I have a crossbow with silver bolts, a crucifix, and a pesticide sprayer full of holy water. Will I be okay?
Every time I buy garlic, I eat garlic toast until my supplies are gone. It's a weakness. Perhaps noxious breath fumes will protect me.
Yes rotten garlic breath will suffice, although for maximum protection you should endeavor to keep a small parcel of garlic, wrapped in turkey skin, around your neck.
Yo, Bro Chuck, There is no truth, only the perception of truth based on the perspective of the truth seeker and their reality. What do you want to hear?
Af Brother Ken: After reading through this thread, i'm not certain what truth will come out of this great literary endeavor. But it will come eventually...the truth will arise out of this wilderness. But you lead us down an alternative path with your wise analysis of truth. Please continue.
Bro Chuck, Does it matter who? The fact remains that threads such as this deserve to live forever and as you speculate, the truth will be known. I suspect that the truth is substantially different to Robby Bobby and Clarence. But, in the words of the X Files, " The Truth is Out There"
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
I quickly skimmed the first couple of pages of this thread to refresh my memory. I feel a little dirty now, but have concluded that Clarence is not very forthcoming with the Truth! I suspect we will need to look elsewhere, as his reality and perspective does not seem to match any reality that resonates with me and I doubt that it would even make sense to Charles, Metalhead or DaveK, and that is about as diverse range of perspectives that I can think of on here. Where is the TRUTH?