My wife does NOT know how to remove eggs from the carton. I tried to tell her the proper way once, but she rolled her eyes, lol!
WRONG!!! The proper way is to remove them first from the opposite of the end you pick the carton up from, that way they stay balanced in your hand and you don’t drop any from the carton collapsing.
Jeezus... can't you do anything right??? You pick up the carton at the center of the hinged edge, ring and middle fingers of your non-dominant hand inserted into the two center posts from underneath. You proceed to remove one egg from each end in succession, maintaining centralized mass balance. Its basic knowledge.
WRONG ... you go out to the hen house and grab a few green Ameraucana eggs still warm and cook um up and no fooling around with any damn plastic
I’d really like to have some chickens, but that’s just too real for me. I know exactly what eggs are, but at least that plastic gives me just enough separation that I can pretend they didn’t cone out of a hen’s ass.
Well technically it comes from the hen's cloaca. But it also excretes urine and poop from that same opening, so there is that.