Kids say.....

SO a few months ago I said to the kids, "this ones for my homie" and my 5 y/o boy asked what did I mean? So I explained it to him and he seemed to kinda get it....Fast forward to yesterday. (quick back story, we had three young dogs and we lost the girl "BO", due to a traumatic accident about a month ago) So we were at the shop walking out to come home and he had some water in a cup..... He stops and pours some on the ground and says "This is for BO" I almost cried and laughed at the same time... Guess he got it after all.

 

Lol! My boy asked me “Hey, is that the freaking asshole again?” I told him “No, it’s a new one.”

 

My Dad garbled things pretty bad...He called San Luis Obisbo...Saint Louis Nabisco, and many other things. So, since things skip a generation, we weren't surprised when my son called saurkraut, sourcrap. Skunks became stunks. My Dad's Lincoln became Pap Pap's lemonsene.

 

My buddy is like this... My favorite one is probably "chickmunk" he also always called the foreign car brand "Mishibishi"

 

Dad grew up during the depression. They never never had steak. My grandmother told us he thought Sirloin was an English knight

 

Proud dad moment during the MotoGP race yesterday.

Wife: There's Valentino!
Daughter: No mom, that's Rins!

Daughter was right!

 

It smells like chicken nuggets.

My 7 y/o after she farted.

 

This zen moment just happened:

Daughter upon realizing that her little sister found her "hideout:"

"Ohhh, now I'm never gonna get any peace and quiet."

Welcome to my world, little one.

 

I overheard my daugther many years ago tell her younger sister. If you put it in the hideout they never find it.
Told my wife she needed to have a discussion about the hideout.

(hint, little boys don't have that hideout. )

 

About 3 months ago my 6yo comes up to me "Daddy, Ive decided Im not going to be a hero, Im going to be a cool little villan. Villans get to do all the fun stuff."

 

My 3 y.o. boy saw a picture like this in a book and said : "Look dad, the elephants are wrestling !"

 

My son (4.5yrs) dropped his latest LEGO creation on the kitchen floor. Pieces everywhere and he says “For Fu$K sakes!” I laughed a little and the wife got upset with him. She says that a lot and thinks they don’t hear it. I guess she was wrong lol.

 

So he got it from mom not dad, that's awesome.

 

My dad, who my nephew's call D, was watching them in the car while my mom was in the Dr, and wouldn't give the 5 year old something he wanted and when she got back the 5 year old, (who is on the autism spectrum) yells " Nana! D is fucking with me!!"

 

Two years ago I was driving to the mall with my girlfriend and her son ( 3 yrs old). We were bickering about something just as we were about to park and she tells me "Get off my dick!". As I step out of the car 30 seconds later Wyatt says, "Yeah John, get off her dick!" I of course asked him to repeat what he said because I wanted to make sure I heard what I thought I did. He repeated it, I threw him on my shoulders as I walked into the mall with a huge smile on my face.

 

YUP! If he spent more time with me while I was driving it would’ve totally been my fault and much worse

 

My 6 y.o. and I were at Target yesterday. She said "I hate when people call a shopping cart a buggy. That's SOOOO ten years ago..."

 

I was driving with my 7 y.o. today. We were trying to get to the Peace Center for a performance of Mahler 5 and were running a little late. A car ahead of us was dawdling at a green light and she said "Move it, knuckleberry!"

I laughed and laughed.

I guess she had heard me say huckleberry and knucklehead a few too many times.

 

Kids are sponges.

Anything you say will come back at you sooner or later.