The "Bold New Camry"

Exactly why I have a tundra.. Well minus the mpg stuff.. I Don't drive it like a grand pappy lol

 

Oh, the Camry is dead reliable and a good car. Wait, make that a great car.


But it's boring. Dead boring. it's the auto equivalent to jerking off while wearing rubber gloves and a condom while looking at an 80s playboy. It'll do the job and you'll get there but, who cares.

 

It is the epitome of simply getting somebody from point A to point B.

 

It's no longer an automobile, it's an appliance. Now that Toyota has gone fleet, the Camry has become the Ford Taurus.

 

I had an 86 Camry, and it was a great car. Smooth as silk at 120 on the highway.
Then I hit a deer.

 

Did the deer tell you what a remarkably uninspiring vehicle you drove, but damn if it wasn't dead-nuts reliable (until you fall asleep at the wheel from utter boredom)?

 

PTP*



















*Personal Transportation Pod

 

Okay, what's better (worse?) at boring you into becoming food for the the space aliens that will be conquering the earth in 2016: The Accord or the Camry?

 

Officially?

 

I'm officially banning the officaling threads unless they are officially authorized by 1) Mongo 2) Evelyne 3) Jesus F'in Christ.


You know what, Papa can officially official threads as well.

I officially don't give a shit and shit.

 

Something like this?

 

Yeah, pretty much. I officially don't give a flying f@ck.

 

I refuse to make it official. Gotta keep 'em guessing. :up:

 

But it's still a Camry

 

Are you Jeremy Clarkson in disguise?

 

I would love to know how they squeezed Clarkson into that disguise! That's nearly as impressive as shrinking a submarine to explore someone's blood vessels.

 

or, work with me here papa. "Jeremy Clarkson" is really me standing on Chip's shoulders in a Clarkson suit.

 

:up:

 

"to go boldly where no man has gone before"

Dem new sumbitches a BOLD! dammit!!!

 

It looked decent, though boxy, but had headroom and legroom for me front and back (and I'm 6-6), didn't have that small car ride, got good mileage, cornered great, was quiet inside, great shifting (standard), great acceleration, you couldn't drive it slow.
Overall, the nicest car I ever had. I can't think of one thing I didn't like about it.