What's the most stinging insult?

The 18 year old me was screaming "fuck them if they can't take a joke". 40 year old me punched the 18 year old directly in throat while reminding me what industry I work in, while he changed the response.

40 year old me is a pussy.

 

And he apparently has learned at least a bit of sense.

 

Society eventually beats the defiance out of every rebel and hothead. They call it 'maturity'. I call it giving in to The Man.

 

I hate it when people call me lazy.























I know I am.....I just don’t like people noticing.

 

Any reference to being "old"...

Damn kids today, they have no respect for us elders....

 

"I'll pray for you."

For those who don't live in the South, know that those words are incitement to commit murder

 

Yeah, that is weird. I'm suddenly that old guy that everyone I knew used to goof on and call grandpa and shit. How the hell did that happen???

 

that's funny right there!

 

Slow...

All the other stuff may make me want to cry, but what do you say when someone calls you slow?

Nuh-uh?

 

The best insult is just to ignore someone.

 

My girlfriend has a little bit of a weird "buffalo hump"

Nothing major, but its still there. So when she pisses me off I start singing "my hump, my hump, my lovely buffalo hump" and its at that point that she shuts up

 

You poor thing!

 

You play ball like a GIRL!!!!

 

if you were really lazy....you would not even bother to care that people think you are lazy.

then stop doing crap and telling people about it for them to feel the need to pray for you.

 

^^that is messed up.....

so you girl has a camel toe and a camel back??

 

Ron Burgnady

oh please let this turn into another Ron Burgandy quote fest.

 

You need to make and appointment with your proctologest to have your head removed.

 

I hate to be called "young man". It doesn't bother me as much as it use to but back in my Navy days calling me that would get you blasted with a serious verbal beatdown.

My ex hated the "C" word. She couldn't stand to even hear the word cunt.

I don't like to be called a liar.

Other than that not much really bothers me.

 

gringo estupido

 

Being greeted with "hey guy" infuriates me. It says "I recognize you, but you're not important enough for me to remember your name." "hey dude" does not carry the same connotation and is OK by me.