Biggest SKANK on the Planet

Anyone in the record industry

Beyonce - dumb skank
Nikki Manaj - really dumb skank
Lady Gaga - eccentric skank
Mariah Carrie - knocked-up cougar skank
Fergie - talentless skank
All the rest are skanks I don't know about yet

 

I started watching 'Celebrity Rehab' this season after hearing Dr Drew on the Adam Carolla podcasts. Both Rachel Uchitel and Janice Dickinson fall under the 'skank' category in my book (maybe more so for JD because she's older than I am but has obviously used plastic surgery to embalm... err... preserve herself).

 

Is it time to add Miley Cypress before the sex tape comes out?

 

Dave K's mom...

 

You are aware Dave is the creation of the unholy union of a Las Vegas Stripper/Donkey Show Girl and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

 

I have emails!

 

and add basketball wives and football wives...my wife's version of watching sports

wonder when housewives of Chattanooga is coming out? so we can hear about country music....

how she watches all those shows is beyond me..

 

Not that I believe Kurt shot himself but I bet he thought about it alot!
Super Ultra Skank that slut is!

 

rosie O...........

 

She's the most untalented person in the biz, high on the skanklist.

Madonna?

 

I didnt know that, glad to know i didnt offend him.

 

Except for the whole kicked in the head by the donkey and the vegetative state. I'm sure he's not offended at all.

 

I like skanks's... saves all the time teaching them stuff

 

"bitches love my new haicut, and if they don't, they're fu*%in skanks!"

 

heidi montag

 

I'm going to have to go with Paris on this one. Not to say I wouldn't hit it once.







Ok a few times.







In a full-body rubber naked gun style.

 

tara reid

 

don't know why they call her plump, she throws up all the time....

 

I would love to throw this bitch into a wood chipper