Guy question...end the debate!

I figured Id post this up in light of HPPT's thread........

me and my friends have been having this debate for a while now

myself and a few other friends believe it is better to stay on the toilet and wipe from the back to front while staying sitting down

then i have some other friends who say its better to stand up and do the side wipe


the sit down wipe is way better IMO

what does the WERA BBS say?


my friends who dont believe in the sit down wipe constantly want to believe that im going to get sh!t all over my balls.........it just doesnt happen that way non-believers! haha

 

combo of both...stay sitting down, wipe from the side. 3X btw.

 

How dare you associate my name to this thread?!

 

haha

 

sit down front to back

 

Must have been a woman in your past life huh?

 

I must have been too. Why would you want to wipe back to front?

 

I usually just scoot across the carpet.

 

+1.

 

front to back, and back to front.

I can't even figure out how the side wipe fuckin works...

 

Doesn't your junk get in your way?

 

How....better question, why would you remain seated while wiping? I'm too busy making sure my junk isn't touching the water or the inside of the bowl to remain seated once it is over.

 

I would think fatter people might not have room the get their hand back there sitting down, in which case I guess the stand up beats skid marks

 

Well it is well known that for woman you wipe from front to back in order to keep the vaginal area clean and avoid bladder infections. Which is why your wife/gf may ask you or should ask you..."have you washed your hands".

For boys it's there really isn't a wrong way since we don't have that type of issue like girls do. Well other than you just look like a girl wiping your ass.

 

awesome!

 

Fold a single piece of toilet papper in half. Tear out a half circle. Open toilet paper and insert middle finger in hole. Wipe crack with finger. Fold toilet paper around finger and wipe in a circular motion while pulling finger back through toilet paper. Dispose of paper in toilet.

Wash hands paying particular attention to finger.

Hold finger under annoying co-workers nose and ask him if it smells.

 

and he seems like such an honest clean cut boy. then you get this out of him.

 

Please don't tell me your wife watches you swipe and wipe.