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#2901
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Look! Over Yonder!
With Machete and pint of Guinness Export Stout in hand...I emergeth!
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you should use the word "stout"... Anyway, none too soon, you now must step forth from the darkness of the shadow world and take the reigns of leadership on this august thread, as we face challenges ahead and possibly behind (as you can bear witness to)... Now then, the entirety of the two-wheeled moto world has been asking: where are the wheels, and why is there a shoppe in England selling the Dream of the Wheels? Answers, BK, we require answers, after you finish your Guinness, of course... "There Will Be Blood" |
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There is usually blood when grizzlies are involved...BK should be used to it.
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I'm a very good driver!
I have perused those depraved, misguided verses, and can assure all who may worry that it was not I who had that romantic interlude with the Grizzlies...
That person lurketh here...and make a MOCKERY of all present! That person is well known within these words...a dancer, a sorcerer...a conjurer of water from the heavens! I smell a rat.........!
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#2905
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Perhaps a shower may take care of the issue?
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The Real Issue!
Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to the top of my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me!
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Charles....a King Rat indeed! Your prescience preceeds us all....a seer...a visionary through the dark, bruised and sullen storm clouds of looming madness!
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Durrani?
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#2910
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Do you mean the bong?
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I had premonitions of a dream coming on...soon...maybe tonight sometime,
it's difficult to say, but something is happening and, besides, the Moon was doing strange things the other night, I felt...eclipsed by larger events and spinning, as it were, like a gyrating wheel gone berserk, unable to right myself in a churning sea of doubts, confusion, mixed messages, and high hopes... to comfort myself, I has two cups of dark coffee and small stale donut holes, which reminded me of my time spent in the Gulag, the small donut holes were all we had to eat for months on end, frozen stale donut holes, the bane of anyone held in strict isolation, not to mention the broken teeth and sore gums... Perhaps some good will come from this as we struggle to comprehend what has turned out to be: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly "There Will Be Wheels!" |
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The good? This thread.
The bad? This thread. The ugly? This thread. Perfect, a trifecta, the unholy trinity as it were...
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this meaningful, this bizarre, this....comedie bouffe...could not, my good man, ever be summed up in three simple words, however they are arranged... We must now wait for BK to charge into the breach, stout in hand, dutiful and courageous, able to penetrate the thick walls of secrecy and sorcery erected by King Rat. "There Will Be Wheels!" |
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BK shall summon us forth when he feels the
call to illuminate the situation and to expound upon several perhaps innovative breakthroughs. "There Will Be Wheels!" |
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man, where are my wheels? it's been like a year and a half...I call to get my refund but they say 'they'll ship anyday now'...what should I do?
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consider yourself lucky i pre-paid for my durrani wheels in 1985 ,they said "any day now" then too.
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Any day, wheels be on Any day now I will hear you say, "I have the wheels" Then you'll be on your way Then my wild beautiful duc, you will have riden Any day now, I'll be on my duc I know that Hey, I know that |
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Patience, Brethren of the Great Durrani Wheel Thread!
Wheels can't just...appear out of nowhere! Wheels can't just...fall from the sky! Wheels just can't...flow like water! Think, gentlemen: how long was it until mankind made a wheel? The best scientific minds reluctantly agree that the first wheel was made about 5500 yrs ago, in Mesopotamia by Durrani's ancestors...imagine how long people waited for that, possibly 145,000 years or who knows even 140 million years! Now then, I'd bet you that they paid in advance, or guess what? Right, no wheel for you, and that meant hump hump hump to the market or out into the boonies for whatever, you think about that, think about how goddamn sore and blistered your poor feet would be! Now, soon, BK will announce shattering breakthroughs that could see all of us gliding along on these ultralightweight mega-mag wonders from the GDW&TF. Stay tuned.., but more importantly, start dreaming of your wheels tonight! |
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