Yo, team Yo!

Hey tough guy... I drink Jack and Coke. Match ya drink for drink in a pre-race night of fun and drunkardness

 

OK George, while you've been here smack talking I've been down to Jennings honing my skills. I'm more than ready to hunt down and slay some beastie boys!

I'll match you minute for minute Kurt. I've been workin' out doncha know. Wait til you see my 'guns.'

It ain't easy riding with a woody....

Your RC51 motor, George? We really got you whooped now!

 

Shit....George is out writing checks already... lol

I picture pure Mario Kart shit going on here....George can be Bowser. Woody and I can be Mario and Luigi.

 

Now that I got me a team full of ringers I can hand out the smack!

 

As long as we beat team OY! The cowboy, The Jewish dude and the Big Mexican....

 

Not a chance! You are up against Clint Eastwood, the chosen people and the cartel!
Make my day!!!

 

Yeah, but you're up against the most virile team ever:

• George (Poppa Bear) McConnel
• Randy (Woody) Woodward
• Logan (Master) Bates
• Brad (Big) Johnson
• Brian (Tuna) Mullins

Okay, so I couldn't think of anything suggestively virile to do with Tuna's nickname, but on the other hand have you seen the size of an actual tuna? That's a big-ass fish!

 

You couldn't do better than the hat anyway

 

So let me get this straight:
we will be battling Big Poppa's Johnson which caused a tuna woody...
Hmmmmm

 

Way to phallic to fit into leathers...

 

Tuck it in!

 

I know how to duck and run/bob and weave. On occasion I've been known to stop, drop and roll. Does that count?

 

It's gotta count for something.

As for me, I can bob and weave as long as you gimme plenty of time to do it. Newton's laws are a bitch when you're trying to change direction with as much mass as I'm packing...

 

George, you are downright slim these days!

 

Thanks, but I suppose one could say the same thing about the Titanic. Compared to the Death Star it was quite tiny.

 

But the Titanic didn't sink at Nashvegas!

 

Yeah, but my career as an RC51 track fiend sure did...

 

So, as I'm understanding all this...

Karl is going to be our pit-bitch/waterboy during the endurance race.
We're not going to have any night before race drunkenness.
Kurt is trying to talk his adversary into not racing but rather sit around drinking Roy Rogers and Shirley Temples.
Kurt thinks I do a disappearing act prior to race time.
Morris is falling for the batting of George's eyelashes and his hourglass figure.
Tuna is gonna turn the best lap times of both teams without even getting on 666 but rather his fedora will be the only thing in the riders seat.

Have I left anything out?

And on a different note Morris, I think George's RC needs to come out of retirement and play in V7HW since it became legal last year. What ye think?

 

This is a no-brainer: big boy on a big boy bike. And believe me, George CAN ride the beast!!!
Does he still have all the parts?
Oh, he'll have to bust out the kewl boots to ride the RC.

 

I'd just about have to order all new plastic to re-race prep the big Peace Beast. The old boy took a big tumble at Nashville.

However, everything else is in good order it seems.