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Why would anyone run 100 miles?

Discussion in 'General' started by JBraun, Dec 17, 2019.

  1. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    I don't know either, but I'm signed up. Split a bottle of Buffalo Trace with my worst friend on Saturday night, and woke up with a bib for the Zion 100 in April.

    I know at least a couple of the lurkers here have done something this stupid. Tips?
     
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  2. Brian_J

    Brian_J Active Member

    no tips. but congrats! and good luck. don't pull a David Goggins and drink myoplex and pb crackers...
     
  3. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    :D Goggins and I don't belong in the same thread. That dude is an alien.
     
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  4. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    Never drink Buffalo Trace again would be my advise.
     
  5. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Vaseline and Band-Aids on nipples. One full size up on shoes.
     
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  6. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Time to kidnap yourself only to be miraculously released about 2hrs after this shit ends.

    I suggest a craps table somewhere in Clark County.
     
  7. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    I assume you somewhat know what you're doing. What is your nutrition of choice on long runs?
     
  8. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Hookers and blow.
    I hope
     
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  9. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Yeah, or at least smaller quantities. :D
     
  10. cpettit

    cpettit Well-Known Member

    Can't even fathom that. I'm not sure i've ever even run a mile let alone 100 of them.
     
  11. Scott47

    Scott47 Well-Known Member

    My cousin's husband did one in September. He trains like crazy. I saw the other night he is closing in on 3000 miles this year.
     
  12. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Start your rigorous hydration routine NOW...
     
  13. dantheman

    dantheman Yeah, it hurt.....

    Wow a hundred miles?!? I run 2 to 3 times a week, done a shit load of 5Ks and gearing up for a half marathon in a couple of weeks. Like to be able to do a full at least once but not sure I got 26 miles in me. But a hundred? No way jose! My hats off to you guys and all the ultra marathoners. No clue how you do it.
     
  14. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    And i thought my sister was crazy for doing the MS 150 benefit marathon (multiple sclerosis) from Houston to Austin on a bicycle.

    100 miles on foot is insane, hats off to you man. :beer:
     
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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    For a Klondike bar. Duh.
     
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  16. NemesisR6

    NemesisR6 Gristle McThornbody

    Say adios to your toenails.
     
  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Only two reasons I can think of is the wife/ girlfriend caught you doing something epic and she is chasing you on a combine or you got divorced last month, won powerball last week and your flight to Vegas was canceled and you’re really looking forward to hookers and blow.
     
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  18. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    That's usually what awaits you at the finish. I call it motivation.
     
  19. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    That's nuts. I'm at 3500 for the bike this year and that's too much.
     
  20. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    some of you may not recall, but JBraun also hiked some ungodly distance (a marathon? or longer) carrying a hundred lb backpack for a troops charity. i think the guy likes doing really stupid* endurance type shit :D



    *really stupid to us normal people who like to drink beer and eat cheeseburgers after work


    Edit- here ya go, Jbraun you a crazy fucker.
    http://forums.13x.com/index.php?threads/a-world-record-attempt-and-a-great-cause.352591/
     
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2019
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