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Why doesn't God stop gun violence

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by turtlecreek, Dec 3, 2018.

  1. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You bet...showed up one morning on his french toast and told him all about it.
     
  2. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    That is ridiculous.

    Talking God must appear in a flexible form like soup or oatmeal.

    French toast God is static, like a photograph.

    Jeez, do you even read the bible?
     
  3. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    He's god..

    Are you telling me he can't make french toast do his bidding? Doesn't seem very god like.
     
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Is it, umm, gluten free French toast?
     
  5. turner38

    turner38 Well-Known Member

    Well, I reckon if the man made racebikes were as perfect as the human vessels our spirits ride then it would work out the needed changes for next year itself....
    Unfortunately just like our vessels its days are numbered and it will no longer carry our spirit around, especially if we don’t maintain.

    The anwser to the original post may well be in that also. When our racebike expires it isnt the end of our journey it is merely a inconveiniance and delay. Much like when our body expires, it is not the end. It merely means that our race is run and it is time to move on. :D
     
  6. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Maybe regular old French toast but not my Freedom Toast :)

    Thick challah, Irish butter, heavy cream, honey, marscarpone, and real maple syrup.
     
  7. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Or get parted out...
     
  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Must take a machete to carve a gash into that.
     
  9. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    Machete? You sound like one of them foreigners.

    We use a sling blade to make our gashes around here, mmmm hmmmm.
     
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  10. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Bunch of regular comedians all up in here.
     
  11. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    he was here before you. he'll be here after you. he had it then. he's got it now. maybe if you concerned yourself with the shit you can impact, you wouldn't be in this mess. :Poke:
     
  12. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    indeed. he told everyone this. Mark 12:27 He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”
     
  13. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I ain't the one saying the big dood only cares about what happens while I'm alive... :moon: :Poke:
     
  14. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    gats > god :D
     
  15. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    which is the things you should be focusing on. :)
    “Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.”

    ― Mother Theresa
     
  16. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    But science says information cannot be destroyed.
     
  17. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    i'm pretty sure hillary disproved that theory....
     
  18. thrak410

    thrak410 My member is well known

    Those were the experiments. If I remember right the guy chose invalids or something so they wouldn’t even be moving at time of death since the measurements were so minute.
     
  19. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Was she a closet Bhuddist?
     
  20. Timothy Landon

    Timothy Landon Well-Known Member

    I have to agree with Robby-Bobby. I think it's all bullshit. Organized Religion is the single greatest scam yet perpetrated by mankind, in my opinion. And diamonds are second.
     

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