Who wants to go to Universal Studios?

With their girl's family? And her sister-in-laws mom? That's seven people in a Honda Pilot for five hours total.

So basically I need to know if they sell rope there, and is there a quiet place and a sturdy beam to hang myself from?

 

I'd jump out of the car on I4.

 

Ill come pick you up off I5 with a couple dirt bikes. We can go to Gorman for the day instead of you going to literal hell.

 

How is that not your girl's mom, and hence your mother-in-law (to be?)

 

Don't tease me.

 

Girlfriends brother's wife's mom is no relation to me or her, ring or not.

 

Lets do the damn thing. Tell them i have an HVAC emergency in Long Beach and you can't go.

 

Drink and don’t drive

 

Wow... that's not even a relation. You should spend the day hitting on her. Just to liven things up.

Or the girlfriend's brother's wife...

 

We're gonna need to see pictures of these hookers.

 

ha... can I buy the movie rights? Weekend @ Brauns

 

How far is Universal Studios from I5?

 

I hear season passes are very reasonably priced

 

Ooooh I like the way you think. If I run onto the 5 and get pasted by a Tesla, I’ll stop the agony AND get on the news.

 

In seriousness, I’ll take a rain check. I’ll go pop wheelies any time. I haven’t ridden my 350 since I moved here.

It would be a great story though...

 

I’m down. Weekends are better for me. We can find some good riding in the middle somewhere and make fun of how slow I am now.

 

Oh...so sweet. JBraun has a girlfriend and wants us all to know. Giving up that bachelor's life. You so cute telling us [emoji23]

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Does it have a petting zoo?

 

You motherfucker.