What to do in Minneapolis?

The Missus wants to visit Minneapolis for some reason.

Anything on the must see list? Any boat tours worth going on?

Things to avoid?

Planning on going sometime this month or in October.

 

Go soon. Winter doesn't wait in Minnesota.

 

Get drunk, shoot road signs and work on your pasty white goth skin.

 

Replace the missus.

 

Hah, She's spent so much time at the track with me, I can survive a trip to Minnesota.

 

http://surlybrewing.com/destination-brewery/brewers-table/

 

There is a Chad and Putter reference in there somewhere

 

Lot's of taprooms in the north loop

 

A reference? I thought he was personally describing them.

 

I thought so too. But nothing in there about leg' humpin

 

Book a flight out?

 

You forgot Cow Tipping, and ........

Thats all.

 

The girls really hate it when you call them that.

 

We're both pasty white, but he's the leg humper.

 

Best thing to do in Minneapolis, is get out. I avoid it at all costs.

 

The Mississippi River cruises through the locks are pretty cool - unfortunately, the water levels are so high that they might not be open.

I would honestly plan a North Shore excursion up in Duluth. The leaves will be the right colors for that soon. But that's what I want to do this fall, so I am a bit bias.

- If you do insist on Minneapolis/St.Paul - hit up some brewery tours (here is where I plug Burning Brothers).
- Minnesota Rennaissance Festival goes weekends until October 2nd if you are into that goofy shit.
- You can tour the new Vikings abomination we just built.
- Apple season is just starting up - tons of orchards around here.
- They are planning on doing tours of Paisly Park starting October 6th.
- go here. It's hard to tell a tourist what to do, everyone has different ideas of fun.

 

Build a fire
Shop for jackets
Snow shovel museum
Drink beer
As the locals if it gets cold there
Ask the locals if they get summer there
Drive back to airport

 

You can do my ex gf. Nearly everyone else up there seems to.

 

True, we all take a turn.












Just kidding! No idea who that is.