Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: Call out, "B-52." The leaflets being dropped over Iraq read: "McDonald's opening soon in Baghdad. Collect four of these and you'll get a free Coke once we finish bombing." After the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded. Q: What should Iraq get for its air-defence system? A: A refund. The New York Times is reporting that the Bush administration has a postwar plan to turn Iraq into a democracy. If the plan works, it might be tried in Florida. Q: What is the national bird of Iraq? A: Duck!
