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What Do You Believe?

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Johnny B, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
    crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

    God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe?"

    Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

    God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe?"

    Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people
    should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

    God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

    God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe?"

    "I believe you're in my chair."
     
  2. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    what a c^nt. :D :clap:
     
  3. WeaselBob

    WeaselBob Well-Known Member

    maybe so but I bet she'll be a c@@t in the White House in 2008 :D
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2003
  4. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    it's good for dreamers to have a dream.

    it does suck when you one day realize it's just that. :D
     
  5. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    No way. More of a chance that FDR will win a fifth term.
     
  6. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    That's a very scary thought. :(
     
  7. WeaselBob

    WeaselBob Well-Known Member

    that's what I meant... just baiting the reactionary fools :D
     
  8. thane

    thane Well-Known Member

    I believe that deep down in their heart of hearts there's a lot of men that are scared of Hillary Clinton...

    and that joke is funny.

    thane
     
  9. WeaselBob

    WeaselBob Well-Known Member

    lot's a men can't handle a strong woman, evidence by reaction to hillary and others, but damn she needs to cover 'dem ankles
     
  10. Repo Man

    Repo Man 50 years of Yamaha GP!!

    She's already BEEN a c*nt in the White House, for 8 years.

    Time's up. :eek:
     
  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Lee Ving said it best.

    Everybody needs to believe in something.....







    I believe I'll have another beer.
     
  12. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    Does anyone remember the Spy magazine cover... "What Hillary Problem?"

    It's time you guys had a female president :D
     
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Cool, but Hillary isn't a female.
     
  14. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    We'll trade you Hillary for two snowballs.....
     
  15. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    She Needs More Power!

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  16. Tony Moore

    Tony Moore Well-Known Member

    Man, you guys know all of you would hit it !!!!

    Maybe not tell anyone but hit it just the same.
     
  17. Yamaha Fan

    Yamaha Fan Well-Known Member

    Hell most of Canada's Prime Ministers have been women, guess your an expert at it....
     
  18. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Condoleeza Rice :p
     
  19. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    You all know Hilla... Hillary Cl.... that b!tch would make a good wife.

    She has already proven you can get a little on the side and she will still stay with you. :rolleyes:
     

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