I thought Monte was in Virgin, not that it is any real distance from Springdale. I'll be there for a race tomorrow.
I live 10 minutes from St. George. I've yet to be pulled over. Perhaps, because I have Utard tags. Your Pop should have told them, "The Angel Macaroni will protect me." They would have had instantaneous cardiacs. Utards are the most passive-aggressive pussies I've ever met. These guys sound like douches. Tell him to come back, I'll show him some nice spots.