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Ugliest sport bikes ever mv

Discussion in 'General' started by WERA#190, May 25, 2020.

  1. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.
     
  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    fixed
     
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  3. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    My guess is because the OP stated the MV was an ugly bike, when in fact, it is quite attractive in various ways. And in following in BBS tradition, the thread evolved beyond the thread title, albeit in this case, it happened in post 1. Now we're posting both attractive AND ugly bikes (e.g. the KTM monstrosity).
     
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  4. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Cannoli, one thing that I've wondered about is how did you get your muscled up dumb ass into that Lotus? Did you have to strip down and Crisco up and have someone stuff you into it? Could you drive it with the roof in place?

    You're a tiny bit larger then me and those cars were build for people my size. :D
     
  5. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    Funny thing about that car, getting in and out was anything but graceful, but once in the drivers seat, there was ample shoulder and leg room for even the larger of our species. One thing though, if you had broad hips, the shape of the seat would make for a very uncomfortable ride as the pressure points were on your outer thighs and not your sit-bone due to the deep bucket shape. Since the seats were solid composite construction with about 3mm of padding, there was no side bolster adjustments to be had. Such is life.


    I now drive an F-150 :D
     
  6. SBKBee

    SBKBee Owner: FZ hotel

    I used to get laid in my Europa, now I doubt I'd have room to wank in it. Times change.
     
  7. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Ever think about dropping in a new seat?
     
  8. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Helping to keep the "fug" in fugly...

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  9. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    I did! It's called an F-150! :D Actually, the car is so narrow that there wouldn't be many "better" options out there. Like I said, head room, foot room, and shoulder space were ample. It was just hip room that was lacking.

    I actually had two Lotus Exige's. The first one was N/A and the second was supercharged. Huge difference in performance but handling was superb with both. I would definitely consider another one in the future. That car was the most fun I've ever had on four wheels.
     
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  10. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    So which one would you go with again?
     
  11. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    Did Cannoli just admit to having child bearing hips in this post ? Sure seems like it . :Poke::D
     
  12. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I guess the shower strategy didn't work for his husband.

















    Booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

  14. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    Supercharged for sure. I still get chills when I think about the sound of the supercharger spooling up just a few inches behind my right ear. Man, that car was so much fun.
     
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  15. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    The classics never die, eh Rick? :D
     
  16. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    I didn't know that there was a modern iteration of that thing. Regardless, it should get a pass, since it is simply upholding a family tradition. Do they still make the Amazonas? That was an imposing machine.
     
  17. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    That one qualifies as a classic, classic. And no, as long as I am above grade it shall live in infamy. :D
     
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  18. Knolly

    Knolly Well-Known Member

    We still doing ugly bikes? Because I just got this thing a few days ago:

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  19. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Well that certainly qualifies ! :D
     
  20. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I’d crash the fuck out of that thing. :D
     
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